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Instead of calling it the john i m going to start calling my bathroom the jim. Most funny random things to say. 157 of the best and stupidest quotes and sayings ever.
Yell out hey you with the pants on and see how many people turn around. Updated december 8 2014. Therefore i am perfect.
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There are no stupid questions just stupid people. Well i guess you re just like me. Maybe not these people though.
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Get into a taxi yell follow that car and point to a parked car. 19 people who will never ever shop online again. Here are 30 of the dumbest things people said in 2019.
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The more you learn the more you know the more you know and the more you forget. Chocolate milk comes from brown cows you know. People are tweeting the dumbest things they ve done and it s absolutely hilarious.
When i am hungry i eat food. After else is tea then you. The best one liners are those that are instinctively made up on the spot but it surely won t hurt to skim through a few others.
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