Whether it is your best friend girlfriend boyfriend boss colleague mom or dad their birthday is your chance to get under their skin with jokes. On the other hand here are some sarcastic birthday wishes that are for you to use freely to make humor or maybe just to use it to greet your enemies on their birthday.
Birthday card with a humorous spoof newspaper front page revealing the response of her friends when they hear that the recipient plans to stay sober this year.
Sarcastic birthday wishes. Don t bother what anybody else has to say you have changed my life and i will never forget that. You can try them out to see if it really works. But most of them are so stupid i just can t.
What day is it. Here s to you and your gray hairs. I really try my best to like people.
269 universal funny happy birthday wishes to share a smile 1. Two older men sit on a park bench. Funny rude ways to say happy birthday.
What do you think. I ve watched you grow from a brilliant student with unlimited potential to an unemployed drifter who seems like he has. Humorous birthday card for her by fleet street the rather splendid good times birthday girl promises to stay sober friends think it s the funniest thing they ve heard in ages.
Happy birthday to you my dearest friend. Cheers to you on this very special day. If today was my birthday i would tell you what i really think.
Keep troubling and having fun in your life. One says joe i m 84 years old and i have nothing but aches and pains. You ve never bothered to give me a shoutout on my.
Here we are providing to you some of the best sarcastic happy birthdays wishes. You have always been a trouble to all of us. Birthday is the best time to remember that you are slowly getting old.
Thank god you re not one of them. On your birthday i just want to remind you that you are the best person i have ever met in my whole life. Let s turn this birthday of yours into the official annual let s get drunk day.
But at your own risk because you might get an emotional response from them which will make you say sorry to them p for your birthday today i m giving you what you give me every day sarcasm a bucket load of trouble and a handful of. You re the scum of the earth an a hole a true lowdown dirty vato but i like that i like that. Since i don t believe much in birthday surprises let me tell you beforehand that i m going to come to your place and expect to be treated with the.
From humorous quotes about getting old to banter about wrinkles and maturity this post is a notoriously funny hot pot of birthday messages. Happy birthday i wanted to make a joke about your age but i feel bad about how old you are. We make such a great team me with my good looks charm and intelligence and you with your ability to be.