You were more popular in school yet i m a more. Nevertheless i will attend your birthday party.
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When i think about the opportunities you ve caused me to miss i sometimes get bitter.
Sarcastic birthday wishes for her. I wonder why you are celebrating the fact that you re turning older. Happy birthday to you and your newest chin. Do i have to wish you.
So it s your birthday. But most of them are so stupid i just can t. I hate surprises so i really hope you have good food at your party.
What day is it. Congratulations on your only achievement so far. It is better to be one year older than one month late.
Thank god you re not one of them. Cheers to you on this very special day. But at your own risk because you might get an emotional response from them which will make you say sorry to them p for your birthday today i m giving you what you give me every day sarcasm a bucket load of trouble and a handful of.
Happy birthday sarcastic birthday wishes. I hope you do not let your old age keep you from doing anything just kidding have fun today. Good job for trying to keep being alive until this day congratulations on getting older again.
Humorous birthday card for her by fleet street the rather splendid good times birthday girl promises to stay sober friends think it s the funniest thing they ve heard in ages. Thanks a million for making your big day mine too. I really try my best to like people.
If today was my birthday i would tell you what i really think. I hear you were born today. Birthday card with a humorous spoof newspaper front page revealing the response of her friends when they hear that the recipient plans to stay sober this year.
Happy birthday today is a special day the day you finally got out inside of your mom s belly. I wanted to take this occasion to show how much i love your dumb a s because by this time next year you d probably be in. However occasions like today.
Since today is your birthday i promise i would shut up for 24 hours enjoy it while it lasts. I put up with you more than you ever did. Let s turn this birthday of yours into the official annual let s get drunk day.
What do you think. You should be lucky to have me in your life. I love this day because we both get to party hard and live large this one day of the year.