I can bet my bottom dollar that you never in your wildest dreams believed that you d turn 40 so quickly. May you live to be old and toothless.
Baby your notoriety always bubble me up with energy and kinkiness.
Sarcastic birthday wishes for friend. Mean names to call your friend. I will come back soon. The way you are aging i am pretty sure you will be walking with the help of a stick by next birthday.
I can t believe you are 40 already. What do you think. I ve watched you grow from a brilliant student with unlimited potential to an unemployed drifter who seems like he has.
You ve never bothered to give me a shoutout on my. Let s turn this birthday of yours into the official annual let s get drunk day. I swear if old age had a face i would punch it so hard for doing this to you.
I hope you get wasted and regret it tomorrow just like i am today. If today was my birthday i would tell you what i really think of you. I m sorry my birthday wishes are belated i honestly didn t think you d live this long.
So it s your birthday. Naughty birthday wishes for best friend. Thank god you re not one of them.
Humorous birthday card for her by fleet street the rather splendid good times birthday girl promises to stay sober friends think it s the funniest thing they ve heard in ages. Birthday wishes comes in many form those that are romantic for those special people in your love or those that you want to impress there are birthday wishes that are quite funny that are meant to make the birthday celebrant laugh those that are amusing those dedicated to family purely platonic those that are meant for your friends those that are meant for the elderly and quite a lot more. I hear today is the day you were born into this world great job for staying with us this far.
Birthday card with a humorous spoof newspaper front page revealing the response of her friends when they hear that the recipient plans to stay sober this year. I wish you a very happy birthday with a hope that you will throw me a grand party. But most of them are so stupid i just can t.
Wish you d spend this year s age becoming less annoying than you are today let s celebrate the day of freedom today. But since it s your birthday i just got you some. Freedom for kicking yourself out of your mother s uterus happiest birthday to my dear friend.
You sexiness propel the ladies to throw off their panties. You re the scum of the earth an a hole a true lowdown dirty vato but i like that i like that. Oh wait you already did.
The only difference is that you have grown old today. If today was my birthday i would tell you what i really think. Funny birthday wishes for a friend s 40th birthday.
Do i have to wish you. Happy birthday to my sexiest friend. From the only person on earth who understand your lame joke hey baby.
I really try my best to like people.