But why wait till you see them to. Bradyhive swvnz when you laughing in a roast session and someone says boyyy i know you ain t laughing.
Roast them with the comeback i hope the bus you threw me under swerves and hits you on the sidewalk.
Roasting someone roast to say to your friends. Next time someone tries to say you re selfish tell them yeah i totally wanted to drop what i was doing today and care for your bullshit got a fake friend who you caught stabbing you in the back. 90 of your beauty could be removed with a kleenex. Don t say the.
See more ideas about good comebacks funny comebacks funny quotes. So in keeping with the true and delightfully fucked up world of friendship here s a few insults from the sordid depths of the internet to use on your buds. The people who know me the least have the most to say.
I m sorry you seem to have mistaken me with a woman who will take your shit. Then you say something wrong and realise you fucked yourself up. Jul 25 2017 explore ryen bake s board roasts to say on pinterest.
If you know you only have a few jokes or you know you are not that funny don t roast or try to roast the funniest person. Aug 28 2017 explore sydney archer s board roasting someone followed by 202 people on pinterest. Some people should use a glue stick instead of chapstick.
Some people should use a glue stick instead of chapstick. I m visualizing duck tape over your mouth. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
And if there are no friends available you can always pull up a chair and get practicing for your special appearance on an episode of comedy central roast. I suggest you do a little soul searching. There s no better roast than a roast between good friends and this is most definitely a list from which you can bounce off each other.
See more ideas about good comebacks funny insults funny quotes. Here are 19 best insults for your best friends and most importantly for your enemies. You might just find one.
Roast on your level. I am allergic to stupidity so i break out in sarcasm. You should try it sometime.
I m sorry that my brutal honesty inconvenienced your ego. Looking to roast your friends with the most savage good roasts list.